Common lines after people get drunk...

A dear friend from IIFM sent this to boozers of the gang.... most of us just fell away. How??
See the conversation below the message:
Common lines after people get drunk...

1. Tu to Mera bhai hai...

2. You know i am not drunk...

3. Gaadi mein Chalaunga...

5. Tu bura mat maann bhai...

6. Mai teri Dil Se Izzat Karta hu...

7. Abe bol daal aaj usko, aar yaa paar....

8. Aaj saali Chad nahi rahi hai kya baat hai??

9. Tu Kya samajh raha hai mujhe chad gayi hai...

10. Ye mat samajh ki pike bol raha hu...

11. Abe yaar kahin kam to nahi padegi itnee...

12. Chhote, Ek Ek Chhota aur ho Jae...

13. Baap ko mat Sikha.

14. Yaar magar tune mera dil tod diya...

15. Kuchh bhi hai par saala Bhai hai Apna...

16. Tu Bolna Bhai, kya chahiye...Jaan chahiye hazir hai ???

17. Abe mere ko aaj tak nahi Chadee...shart laga saala aaj tu..

18. Chal teri baat karata hoon usse, phone number de uska...

and the best one...

19. Yaar aaj uski bahut yaad aa rahi hai

The conversation (with edits)
-This one is really true. Kahan ho aur kaise ho pfm 06 ke darubazon!
-How can you forget *******???...He still uses most of these lines when drunk.
-he is pretty well there.. :) see the list..
-Isme ek aur surprise entry hai... ******
-Where is akk the "drunken" spirit

-Bhaiyon./. aap logon ne bahut passive smoker dekha hoga magar pehla passive drinker dekhiye.--- ****:)

- :)) Passive Drinker.. ha ha
Baki log shaam ko reply karenge..itna akal nahi hai kal last workdays tha.. abhi sab hangover utar rahen hain.. shaam ko reply marenge..
-Haan yeh to hai... ye kamina khud nahin pita tha hamari daru se maze letha tha
- mera experience to yeh bhi kehta hai ki kabhi pine waalon ne bhi ek nahi pine waale ka mazaa liya hai :).... ****, *** etc can confirm :)

-dekho.. salon maine ek mails se sare darubajon ko mila diya.. daruparty plan karo..aur mujhe bhi Chakhna khane ke liye and Passive Drinking ke liye invite karo... :)
- "sarvsehmati se ye aadesh paarit kiya jaata hai ki bade bhaiyya hum sab daarubaaju kiliye sammanpurvak ek jabardast daaru party ka aayojan karenge..sab bhailog apna apna menu bhaiyya ko mail jald se jald mai kare taaki tayyari acche se ho sake..."

Cheers, I loved it dudes. Miss you guys.